Hiimdaisy Comic

The Hiimdaisy Comic is a comic parody of Persona 4. In this parody it has the same overrall plot of Persona 4.

Warning: This content is for mature audiences. Strong language is involved.

Script:

Narrator: Starting today you are moving in with your uncle and cousin in Inaba, where you will be living for the next year.

Narrator: But first would you like to see a totally unrelated 15-year-old in a bikini?

Options:

Yes

Yes<---

Girl: Omg I am sooooo totally fat! <3

Narrator: Awwwwww yeah. Wait, what? Oh right moving in with your uncle or whatever.

Dojima: Hey! Im Ryotaro Dojima and this is Nanako

Protagonist: Its nice to meet you.

Dojima: Hey, no need to be so formal. I've seen you naked........ Welp lets head home

Gas Station Attendant: Hey! I'm a totally unimportant gas station attendant. Can i touch your hannddddddd? *touches Protagonist's hand*

Nanako: Hey are you okay? you don't look so good.

Narrator: yeah, seriously. Could it be that creepy gas station attendant who touched you for no reason? Nope! you are just tired. Now stop thinking about things!

Dojima: so let me tell you about this one time i changed your diaper! *phones rings* what.

Guy: Dojima-san sir, they are selling those CUTE little icecream things you like for half off at Junes.

Dojima: IM ON THE CASE. Daddy's got some *licks mouth* criminals to apprehend.

TV: PLOT PLOT PLOT PLOT PLOT

Protagonist: *sleeping*

Monster: OOGA BOOGA!

Narrator: Hey, guess what? Its time for school! you wonder what fun exciting adventures await you at your new high-school.

King Moron: EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM IS A WHORE! NOW TAKE A CHASTITY BELT AND SIDDOWN

Announcer: someone got killed now go home.

Chie: Hey transfer student! Im Chie Satonaka

Yukiko: And I'm uncomfortable!

Yosuke: Hey Chie I-

Chie: TRIAL OF THE DRAGONNNN *kicks Ysouke* Okay Lets go to Junes!

Backround: Yayyyyyy~

Creep: Hhhhhhiiiiiii Yukiiiiiiiii. Do you want to be my loveerrrrrrrr?

Yukiko: Ummm...... No

Creep: Okaaaaaayyyyyyyy

Chie: Sheesh! What a total creep, good thing we will never seem HIM again! Now lets talk about stuff you dont care about!

Woman: They already took it down.

Other Woman: Aw man but i love dead bodies

Boy: Mom Im hungry

Chie: I wonder what happened.

Narrator: Lets find out.

Dojima: Hey! This is a crime scene and as you can see we are hard at work here. So you kids should head straight home

Adachi: EWWWW DEAD BODIES EW EW EW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Narrator: Oh, you decieded to head straight home.

TV: Mayumi Yamano was found dead on a TV antenna and thats why you are eating dinner alone tonight, In other news: JUNES COMMERCIAL!

Nanako: Yayyy! When Dad's busy at work i sing the junes song over and over again to make myself feel less alone! Everydays great... a-at your.... j-j-j

Narrator: the next day you helped some loser rolling around in a trash can.

Yosuke: Hey! I'm Yosuke Hanamura! Ill do some stuff after school!

Narrator: then school happened.

Yosuke: Ill treat you for-

Chie: Trial of the Draggoooooonnnnn. TRIAL OF THE DRAGOOONNNNNN. Hey Yukiko lets go get some free steak

Yukiko: Chie i am going to get so fat.

Chie: Oh okay.

-At Junes-

Chie: STEAK STEAK STEAK STEAK STEAK STEAK.

Yosuke: My dad was assighned to manage this location so my whole family moved out here about six months a-

Narrator: Yeah Whatever.

Yosuke: Hey its Saki-Senpai! Hey

Saki-Senpai: HEEYYYYY HANA-CHANNNN. Driving all the family-ownerd stores out of buisness by bringing your STUPID friends here?

Yosuke: What?

Saki: I DONT EVEN KNOW IM SOOOO TIRRREEEEEEDDDDD

Yosuke: Hey Senpai you look pretty beat. Y-You know, if theres something bothering you, you can talk to me, because I-I. Senpai I L-

Saki: Ooooh is that the transfer student? Heyyy Hana-Chans kind of a LOSER and you should get better friends.

Yosuke: Oh Senpai you are such a kidder

Saki: DONT. TOUCH. ME. Okay Byeeeeee

Chie: Hey guys if you look into a TV at Midnight While its raining you will see MAGIC PEOPLE inside!

Narrator: you and yosuke agreed it was incredibly stupid and then agreed to try it out later tonight.

TV: And Now It's time for our Evening Murder Corner! Tonight we have a very professional interview with the girl who found the body. A DEAD BODY ladies and gentlmen! Wowzers! so, was it awesome or was it AWSOME?!

Not Saki Konishi: Whaaaaaaatttt?

TV: Hey Junes Is Pretty Cool!

Nanako: YAYYYYY! Hey Dad lets all go to Junes Together!

Dojima: Adachi, what the hell are you talking about? And stop putting shaved chocolate in my-

Narrator: hey maybe you should try that thing Chie was talking about?

Voice: THOU ART THEE ART THOU STICK YOUR HAND IN THE TV DO IT DO IT DO IT

Protagonist: *puts hand on TV, the Tv bites him*

Yosuke: Hey did you see anything last night?

Chie: Sure did! it was awesome!

Narrator: you tried to tell them how your TV almost ate you last night

Chie and Yosuke: PSHAAWWWWWW

Yosuke: Hey Chie lets find a TV this LOSER can jump into

Chie: I know right?

Both: Hahahahaha

Protagonist: *sticks hand in TV*

Both: AHHHHHHH

Narrator: Yosuke expresses his surprise in the most elquent way possible.

Yosuke: I HAVE TO PEEEEEEEEE *they all fall in the TV*

Narrator: you briefly wondered why the voice acting is so hard to hear during animated cutscenes.

Yosuke: ....

Chie: What?

Yosuke: I have to peeeee!!!!

Protagonist: We should get out of here

Chie: you are right!

Yosuke: I HAVE TO PEE

Chie: Hey a creepy read vortex!

Narrator: Awesome lets go!

Chie: What a weird room

Yosuke: you guys i have to pee SO BAD! I'm gonna Pee RIGHT HERE.

...

Yosuke: OKAY NEVERMIND

Chie: Hey theres a noose here.

Narrator: Spooky. you thoughts Yosuke?

Yosuke: Nooses are BAD

Narrator: SUPER!

Teddie: ANYBODY ORDER A MASCOT CHARACTER? Im gonna let you guys out of here!

All: AHHH WE'RE TRAPPED

Teddie: I just said i was gonna

All: AAHHH

Teddie: *throws them out*